Thursday, May 23, 2013

ROJAK TONGGEK BAGAN AJAM, PENANG.

Haluuu..
how are you today?

hari ni, nak buat segmen jalan jalan cari makan.
muahuahauha..

it's school holiday and if you are coming to Penang,
ok you can put it in your list as one of the places that you must go!
yeahh bebeh. 
but depends on how comfortable you are with the place.
because some people they refuse to come here because of the hygiene issue.
we talk about that later.

maklum lah, hari jumaat malam selalunya anak anak dah balik sungai dua. 
so on saturday and sunday we both were so.. 'don't know what to do'
sebab tu asyik keluar cari 'rojak tonggek'
hahahhaha...


There are few stalls yang jual buah buah yang dicucuk cucuk dalam lidi.
ada stall melayu and cina. its up to you mana mau pergi.
tapi nak bagitau lu nok, maknya yang hujung sekali tu kuah rojak dia memang
superb. jujuelopez selalu ke situ aja dong. huhuhu.


ok.
back to the hygiene issue.
some people diaorang tak sanggup nak makan rojak macam ni.
ya lah buah di cucuk cucuk pada lidi, kuah nya pula di celup celup oleh semua orang.
that is why some people who went there with brains, diaorang tak tarik buah dengan
gigi, mulut or tangan. tetapi diaorang tarik menggunakan mangkuk kuah rojak tu sendiri.
you got what i mean?
haiishhh.

macam lu makan satay, lu tarik daging tu menggunakan gigi kan?
so, kalau buah ni lu guna gigi is just not nice lah sebab sudah lah lu 
tarik guna gigi, masukkan semua dalam mulut plak tuh.
 entah nye lu gosok gigi ke tak pun hanya Tuhan saja yang Maha Mengetahui.
and then, lu gi celup plak dalam kuah rojak. orang ramai ramai celup 
kuah yang sama.
walllaaaaweiii..hiiiii...susah nak gambarkan. hahahaha.

mungkin sebab tu kuah tu jadi sedap kot kan?

hurmmm misteri........  



yes, macam cara jujuelopez buat di bawah ini is so wrong!
yup! so wrong. this is what i'm trying to explain.
gigit guna gigi untuk tarik buah ke depan. sebab kalau tak tarik,
takut lidi cucuk tekak lu kan.
ahh bila dah gigit, celup plak. 

some people said, bahaya because we do not know anybody yang ada 
Hepatitis B makan and kemungkinan merebak melalui kuah tu.

but lumrah manusia, selagi tak kena atas batang hidung sendiri..
we prefer using this slogan:
"ada aku kesahhhhhh"

pffuuhhhh...human!


ohhh yeaaaa.
wanna know why they called it 'rojak tonggek'?
look at my hubbybear for example, kena tonggek sikit masa nak makan tu
sebab takut kuah kena di baju. hahaha

"but hubby, ermm tak cukup tonggek lahhh itu macam.
itu bukan rojak tonggek itu rojak bongkok"

thanks for reading.
have a nice day.

yeahhhh lumuttttttt i'll be there soon...
muah muah muahhh...
take care yeah people. 
love you all. 
muah muah muah..

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

THE MEANING OF 'MOVE ON'


'move on' means to improve your life in some way.
for example, when you are facing with problems,
often people tells you to 'move on' 'life has to go on' 'keep moving on'.
you see, you really have to understand the meaning of 'move on' before admitting
to other people that "yeahhh i have moved on". because when you say
you move on but you actually not well that is just a silly jokes that you ever make.

so! let me tell you what is the meaning of move on.

move on means:

1. don't look back. jangan pandang belakang.
(perghh macam cerita hantu lahhh)
lu dah tutup buku, dah tak nak tengok lagi, dah tak nak fikir lagi dah
what ever happened in your past. enough is enough. 
sometimes you feel like missing someone? and you wanted to send message.
or send email. or just 1 call. but no, don't do that. once you do that..
you'll be missing him or her or the place more. and you will never ever gonna move on.

2. you have stop talking about the issue. 
ye lah, jangan diungkit ungkit lagi dah.
jangan cakap lagi dah pasal tu. jangan cerita lagi dah. jangan sebut pun dah.
tak payah ambil tahu pun. apa jadi pun its none of your business anymore.

3. you are happy with your life. 
yeah, happy. tak kisah la, lu sorang ke..
lu ada kawan kawan ke, lu ada pasangan baru ke.. tempat kerja baru ke..tak kerja ke..
but you are appreciating your own life. if you can appreciate your life, 
ok you have moved on. very good. 
faham tak? maknanya, lu tak kisah lah macam mana hidup lu sekarang.
contoh, kalau lu putus cinta..and now lu kesunyian. tapi lu tak kisah pun 
dengan kesunyian tu. lu happy je. so that means you have moved on.
contoh lagi, kalau lu kena buang kerja lah. dengan keadaan lu yang jobless
tapi lu tak susah hati pun. tetap ceria and happy sambil sambil cari kerja lain.
life must go on, remember. so it shows that you've moved on.
understand? 

4. Avoid them. 
Avoid the place or the people or whatever that stop you from moving forward.
Don't go to that place anymore. Or, don't see him or her again.
better stop all that. selagi masih nampak, selagi masih tengok macam mana nak move on.
find a solution. elak dari pergi tempat tu.
elak dari berjumpa dengan orang tu. bagaimana? itu lu fikir lah sendiri..!
hahaaha.
i don't know, maybe guna laluan lain. jangan berada di tempat dimana lu tau orang tu ada.
jangan pergi tempat tu kalau lu taknak ingat pasal tempat tu.
move! you have to move. pindah! cari kerja lain. whatever that can help you
to move on, just do it! you might not see the positive things now, but later 
you will see. trust me.

5. Ignore what they said.
If you happened to hear or read whatever written or said from the people from 
your past, just ignore what ever they said. 
Don't be too sensitive. Are you sure they are talking about you?
Look, be smart. Jangan cepat terasa. They might be talking about somebody else,
but when you are the one who feel the pain, wowww...that's humiliating.
Did they mentioned your name? No. So, it means that you haven't move on.
Sebab, orang lain cakap dekat orang lain pun lu nak terasa. lu sendiri yang terasa.
padahal orang tak cakap pasal lu pun. hey, move on move on.

6. You don't feel anything.
ok, refer to No.5, let say you happened to hear or read anything. But none of
their words are hurting you. lu tak kisah pun, orang nak perli ke, nak kutuk ke,
nak kata apa ke. you just let them talk. you just smile and laugh.
sometimes, they are not even talking about you. so when you suddenly get
emotional, people will know that you haven't move on. sikit sikit nak terasa.
relax dude, if you have move on you won't give a damn for everything that they said.

7. Never show your emotions. 
once you have move on, never bother about your sad feelings anymore.
dah tak payah nak fikir lagi dah. lu sedih ke, lu frust ke, lu sunyi ke, buat tak tahu je.
kalau ye pun lu rasa sunyi, tak payah la nak bagitau orang.
never ever let anybody know that you are lonely. you are sad. you are frustrated
by something. ermm no. never do that.
for example, amboihhhh banyak sunguh contoh.
let say, lu putus cinta lah.
don't you think you are so useless when you are telling people that you are lonely,
you being nice to people but the end of the day you are the most loneliest 
people on earth, bla bla bla..that kind of things
while the other party is having fun, happy and so in love with her/his life or partner
and you are not on their mind at all. they don't even care whether you are
lonely or not. they don't even feel guilty. you  know why, because they have move on.
so, show them that you move on too! 
oh yeah. by uploading quotes in your social media..telling that you have move on..
bla..bla..bla...move on.. hahaha. funny. the fact is, you haven't move to anywhere
when you are still uploading quotes like:
(wait. i just type 'move on quote' at google search engine and few images appeared.
so i just pick whatever suitable. don't get offended if you ever used these quotes before,
itu mungkin kebetulan ok. i just random pick). muuuahh.



hahahahahaa... nobody wants to see you suffer. you are showing your 'suffer'
to people, you dumb ass. hahaha. seriously!!!!
you know why, people who move on..they don't even think of putting this kind
of quotes because they don't even have time to think about it. 
because they have move on. when you put something like this,
it actually shows that you haven't move on and you are so damn suffering.
you know why, because people know that you are still thinking of all the things
that happened. so untuk sedapkan hati sendiri, you had to put all that quotes
to let people know that you are ok. you are strong. but no, actually you are not. 
not at all. betul, this is very true. some people, they don't know. but people like me,
i know. hey i've been in human resource department berapa lama.
i know psychology a lil. wink wink wink wink.    
owhhh, please don't do that. we have pride. we have value.
never show our weakness to other  people. be strong.
it's ok to put quotes like that, but it become unreasonable after the issue has
ended several months or years already. pfuuhh.

8. Stop being sarcastic. 
tak payah dok perli perli lah. amboihhh..mulut. macam longkang!
hahahhaa. sudah sudah lah. jahat tawwww. buat bagi orang sakit hati.
how do you expect people to move on when you yourself pun tak move on.
its a never ending story. so just shut the fu**up. ammboihhh jujuelopez carut.
auuwww...notty nottyyy. 
actually, yang selalu jadi sarcastic ni jujuelopez lah. woowwweeee hahaha.
ok ok. ehh tak lah. sudah sudah.

9. Forget everything.
I would say this is actually the major point. because the key word to this 'move on' thing
is to forget everything related to the issue. 
nak bagi contoh lagi boleh? contohnya, kawan pernah belikan lipstick dekat lu.
lepas tu gaduh, putus kawan. 
so tak payah la lu nak cerita 'my friend used to buy this lipstick for me..'
hahaha gitu. sudah sudah la. kawan lu tak ingat pun dia beli lipstick tu kat lu.
contohhhh..
atau contoh lain, lu sibuk bagitau 'owhh i love my old place. i miss the place'
deiii dah pindah tu sudah lah. pindah je lah. kalau dah rindu sangat tempat lama,
pack baju pergi lah lu sorang sorang balik duduk sana. contohhhhh..
ok contoh lain, ehh..what ever lah. whether it is a song, or a place, or any conversation..
just forget about everything and don't ever mention about it again.
you know why, because when you mention about something that he or she used
to talk or give it to you...itu hanya akan membuktikan yang lu masih tak boleh nak lupa,
masih berada di tempat lama. masih tak 'move on'.

anyway, cakap pasal lagu teringat plak satu kisah nih.
just to share with you guys lah huhh...
hubbybear used to dedicate lagu "muara hati-siti nurhaliza and hafiz" to me.
ermm that would be somewhere in early February. 
and he did email the song to his friend because
he has been telling his friend dari awal awal dulu...that he is trying to get his family back.
he still love his family bla..bla..bla.. and the song is actually about him and me.
maknanya, hubbybear was trying to explain how he felt about us. 
and baru baru ni, somebody told us that budak tu uploaded the song in her facebook.
hahahahhahahaa...so, we were saying.. 
"jangan jangan dia ingat lagu tu untuk dia.."
nasib lu lah mr.hubbybear. kan orang dah salah faham...
lu sendiri yang cari penyakit. dah tau orang tu jenis tak faham bahasa melayu..
lain kali explain kasi detail lah.
'ini laguuu ahhh wa kasi sama wa punya bini wo. lu kasi dengar ahhh.
baru lu faham wa punya pelasaan sama bini wa.'

ok? cam gitu!!!

ehhh sorry keluar topik.
auuw...

kata move on..

hahahahahhahahaa...

so, cukup lah tu sikit sikit yeh. if you have all the points that i've mentioned,
well done!! congratulations. you have move on!

whatever happened in your life, is actually a test that Allah Ta Ala gave it to you.
Dia tak akan bagi sesuatu yang lu tak mampu nak handle.
apa yang lu hadapi adalah apa yang sesuai dengan diri masing masing.
kalau lu rasa dugaan tu sangat kuat dan sangat dasyat, percayalah bahawa
lu sendiri adalah orang yang sangat kuat dan sangat dasyat.
ok.

so, don't worry. be happy.

muah muah muah muah.
love you all.


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Monday, May 20, 2013

MOTHER'S DAY CELEBRATION 2013

macam dah lewat nak cerita pasal mother's day.
but i don't care, nak cerita jugak.hahaa.

it was on 12th May 2013 kan? Sunday.

Actually, doesn't matter what date it falls on but the most important is
we appreciate our mother every single days. kan kan kan.
i heard that there was an issue also pasal tak boleh nak celebrate mother's day.
i don't know what to say, sebab tak mahir.
but for me, kita appreciate our mother everyday cuma this 1 day is just something
yang macam 'special' so that kita boleh buat something yang luar biasa.

sebab, masyarakat ada banyak jenis. setengah tak biasa bawa keluarga
keluar makan makan tempat special. so, bila ada event macam ni boleh
ambil kesempatan untuk bawa. tak ada lah rasa macam 'buang terbiat' ke anak
aku ni tiba tiba bawak makan beli hadiah. mesti ada apa apa tak kena. hahaha.
contohhhhhhhhhhhhh.. contoh contoh...

ok, as for me,
hurmmm..anak anak biasa lah hari sabtu ahad lari balik sungai dua.
jumaat malam lagi macam biasa dah balik sana, siap!
nak celebrate pun macam tak berapa best jer, anak anak takde.
kata mother's day. hahahaa..

i followed hubbybear to SP on Saturday morning. 
he went to work, I went to meet up with my friend, and went to meet up
with somebody as well. (ini rahsia kerajaan nih. lain kali kita cerita) haha.
itu ini itu ini.. 1pm hubbybear finished work kita ronda ke Central Square kejap.
hahaha..lama gila tak pergi Central Square. saja teringin.
we had our lunch at kedai siam depan vincci tu. eh rasa macam tak nampak je vincci. 
tutup ke? fuhhh dah 3 bulan tak beli kasut. hhahaha. 

pusing pusing, letih, balik....sampai rumah dah hampir lewat petang, TIDUR kejap.
hahahaahahhaa...
bangun dah pukul 7pm.

i wanted to cook for dinner. but hubbybear said, we go have something outside.
mother's day celebration. i said tak best lah sebab budak budak takde.
it's not 'bini's day' it's mother's day. kena la ada anak anak.hehe.
but anak anak sedang bahagia di sungai dua tak nak ikut la plak.
but hubbybear said, it's ok...nak bawak jugak. so, ok..siap!

and hubbybear bawak makan dekat
PUNCAK MUTIARA CAFE.

we never been there.
we heard about it so many times from so many people.
besar kawasan tu. i think they have more than 400 tables. merata rata.
i don't know how to explain, but the place is so big so nice and the food was
so...superb. hahahaha..
awat tak superb, we ordered KAMBING.

try tengok

gua dari dalam kereta lagi dah mengantuk. agaknya kena paha anak kambing
terus mengantuk kot.
sampai rumah pun lewat, entah la apa kena tapi memang masing masing
tidur macam kena candu. apa pun tak sedar!! hahaha.
kenyang sangat kot.

The next day, which was supposed to be the actual day for mother's day
11 May 2012, Sunday.
Tokba, Tokmi, Mummy, Akid and Amber had a marvelous
mother's day celebration at Sunway Hotel Seberang Jaya.

Petang tu, I went back to Sungai Dua with hubbybear.

Rasa tak seronok tahun ni tak dapat belikan apa apa untuk tokmi.
maklumlahhh tidak bekerja. hahahaa.
but whatever it is, kena juga beli something at least benda makan
to celebrate. don't worry, duit adaaa ehh. 
actually, bila kita belanjakan duit untuk bagi orang makan,
Allah Ta Ala akan memberkati dan Insya'Allah duit kita tak habis lah.
berkat orang kata.
mula mula nak beli dominos pizza. tapi tiba tiba teringin nak KFC plak.

so, i bought KFC to celebrate mother's day and mummy's birthday celebration
which falls on the next day. 13 may.


ohh yeah, thanks hubbybear for the cake.
he bought the cake. kesian kot...tengok bini yang tidak bekerja dah beli kfc. 
muahh muahh muahh.
i love you ketat ketat.


It is so nice being a mother.
tak kisah lah anak sendiri ke anak tiri ke anak saudara ke
but it is just nice being a mother.

i love my kids so much.
walaupun selalu kena marah, tapi hanya Tuhan saja yang tahu
apa yang ada dalam hati nih.

So, Happy Mother's Day
to all the fabulous mothers.

May God Bless You...always. 

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Friday, May 17, 2013

CUTI CUTI MALAYSIA

I LOVE VACATIONS.
I LOVE HOLIDAYS.
I LOVE TRAVELLING.
I LOVE RONDA RONDA.
I LOVE JALAN JALAN.
I LOVE TO GO A PLACE WHERE WE CAN WALK,
SEE THE SCENERY, ENJOY THE GOD'S CREATION AND ETC.

yup, we don't go to shopping complex.
we love a place that we can sit..have tea, peace of mind.
yes yes yes....best best best. 

kalau tak dapat nak bercuti ke luar negara, tak apa.
jangan susah hati..dalam Malaysia saja dah banyak tempat boleh pergi.

meh sini biar gua suggest kat lu.

ini adalah antara tempat tempat favourite kitaorang.
yes, favourite Jujuelopez and Firdauslopez. perrghhh firdauslopez, fuhh sangat
tidak sesuai. hahhhaa..
anak anak no problem, kemana kita bawa mereka pasti ikut.
kemana saja destinasi asalkan ada habuan seperti makan, toys and 'tidur hotel'
mesti bahagia hendaknya. so, anak anak tak payah gaduh pilih destinasi
percutian, biar mak bapak je pilih ok.

ok, ini adalah antara pilihan hati mak bapak akid dan amber.

our favourite place, which i really feel like i must go.
ingat setiap bulan nak kena pilih 1 destinasi lah.

1. CAMERON HIGHLAND.
i loveeeeeeee cameron highland so much. yup so so much.
rasa macam kalau duit banyak nak beli sebijik rumah kat sana, so 2 minggu
sekali boleh pergi sana tidur di rumah sendiri. kalau boleh nak beli rumah sebelah
rumah dengan dato siti nurhaliza. baru boleh makan stoberi coklat bersama sama.
wooowwwweeee..hahaha.
i don't know, but i love cameron highland. love the weather..
love the place. ada sayur sayur, ada buah buah, ada stoberi.
so nice. kita memang selalu sangat sangat pergi cameron highland. i would say
every year mesti pergi lah 2 or 3 times.
and never forget, my favourite place dekat sana...bharat tea tu.
kena turun tangga and then tempat dia so nice boleh tengok ladang teh.
jangan lupa order teh tarik 1 or 2 teko and the most important must order
SCOIN SCONES. scone ok scone!!!!

this is the view..from tempat makan tu.

and, ada lagi 1 tempat... 'BIG RED STRAWBERRY' wallaweiii..
ada macam macam menu stoberi. 

haiii tak sabar nak pergi cameron highland.
maybe, next month lah kot. jom?

2. GUNUNG JERAI.
aiisehhh very near oneeeeeeee you knowwwww..
near to jujuelopez lah. gunung jerai ni dekat gurun. eh ye ke?
hahaha..tak tahu lah tapi tak jauh lah.
hubbybear pun kerap jugak tanya, jom pergi gunung jerai.
tapi masa tu... masa tu yang takde! patut nak pergi awal awal pagi. mr.hubbybear said,
kalau nak pergi gunung jerai, kita pergi pagi pagi baru best. baru boleh lepak lama.
owhhh ok.. if you ask me, ehh fedulik haper mak pagi ke tengahari ke..petang ke 
apa mau kisah. naik je lah. bukan boleh lepak lama mana sangat pun kat atas tu.
jalan jalan je. but must go there. hilangkan stress. tenangkan fikiran.
so nice. dari atas gunung, boleh nampak view kawasan kedah lah.


3. LUMUT.
duluuuuuu pernah pergi lama dah. when i was still in primary school kalau tak silap.
and then dah tak pernah pergi.
end of April, I went there with my ex-colleague. me and another 2 people from
sales and marketing department. the moment i step in Lumut,
i can feel the peacefulness of Lumut. Pekan kecil, tak banyak benda sangat,
tak sibuk. kalau nak pergi untuk relax, best.
and masa tu juga, elok elok jejak kaki di Lumut...gua sudah terfikir yang I must come
again to Lumut. But, next time mesti kena datang with my own family.
Masa tu memang terus terfikir ehhh nak kena ajak mr.hubbybear and anak anak datang ni.
and yes, early March...we went to Lumut.





and guess what? we are going there again this month.
yup, this month.. May 2013.
and, we are going there baaaanyak hari jugak. hahahaha..
bayangkan..4 hari! nak buat apa dekat lumut nihhhhh??
anybody staying in lumut? hahahahaa...kemari lah hiburkan beta.

4. KELANTAN
patut ke panggil destinasi percutian jujuelopez? atau lebih afdal di panggil
'balik kampung' je?
tak kisah lah...whatever it is, me and hubbybear we love going to Kelantan.
as you already now, we..both of us kan memang PERUT TONG SAMPAH.
so what we love most about going to Kelantan is we can eat almost sepanjang jalan.
lagi best kalau boleh bertolak awal awal pagi.
singgah puncak, stop minum. and then on the way singgah beli akok.
and then singgah situ singgah sini but semua makan.
kita tak beli barang apa sangat. just makan je. muahuahauhauhaua.

5. LANGKAWI
nak kata suka sangat pun takde lah. sebab panas. haha.
lagipun susah, nak kena naik bot bot bagai. nak usung bag nak usung anak.
tapi also 1 of our favourite place. tapi kalau dah habis tempat, baru pergi lah...


ok lah tu je..

selamat bercuti lah yer.
pilih lah mana mana destinasi percutian yang lu soka.
janji bahagia.

peeeewwwwiittt.

i love you people.
take care.
muah muah muahhhhhhhhhh.

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

ME AND HIM, SAMA TAPI TAK SERUPA

Jujuelopez vs Hubbybear

actually kita banyak benda tak sama.
but people said, that's why kita serasi. 
yeeee keeee??

are you sure.
ok let's check it out.

1. i listen to english songs. he listens to malay songs.

2. i listen to hitzfm, redfm, mixfm. he listens to erafm, hotfm, sinarfm, suriafm.
its english vs malay radio station.
kalau dalam kereta, i'll choose my favourite channel to listen. tapi nanti
sedar tak sedar ehh lagu dah tukar ke channel lain. masa bila tekan pun tak tahu.
later bila dia tak sedar, i change it again. macam tu lah forever.
hahahaha...

3. jujuelopez prefer western food. he prefer malay dishes. 
lagi kampung lagi baekkk punya.

4. i speak english..(konon nyer lah, piiiiraahh).. he speaks malay.
but ofcoz we speak malay when we are together. muahuhaa.
but he knows that if i suddenly talk in english, that pretty much means i am angry. haha
he said,
"abang hari tu, abang tunggu mood honey ok baru nak pergi cakap"
'macam mana nak tahu, mood ok ke dak'
"kalau hantar message english tu...marah la tuh"
hahahahaha so cute.
actually, i'll use english when it comes to a serious matter. i don't know,
but it sounds proper. tapi kalau bab nak gosip, cerita ceriti taik mata 2 kati..
ofcozzzzz bahasa ibunda paling lazat! sluuurrrpp. hahah.

5. i don't really used 'utara dialect' tapi dialect utara dia pekat nak mampoih.
me? owhh bukan eksen...tapi gua kompius. nak keluar penang sket..kelantan sket..
omputih sket. auuuwww..hahaha..bengong!


6. jujuelopez tak boleh hidup dalam keadaan semak dan kotor. he can.
jujuelopez akan tention, stress bila tengok keadaan semak.
he can.

7. jiwa mak rawk...jiwa dia sentimental.

8. i have a very strong memory. 
But..he doesn't. apa yang dia cakap semalam pun sudah lupa.
especially benda benda yang dia tak minat, 
tak bersungguh lagi susah nak suruh dia cerita balik. 
apa pun tak ingat. sometimes, 
i did asked him about his so called 'chinese friend' hahaha.
you know what, apa yang dia cakap, bila, apa semua dia sudah lupa. 
he said 'why should i remember things that i'm not even interested at'
ooowwhh ok ok...alasan diterima sepenuhnya.

9. oh yeah, he can listen to malay oldies song. yang tak rock pun boleh.
fransisca peter especially,
and.. ermmm lagu apa tuh...? "jangan kan gunung fujiyama. ke etopia
ku ikut kamuuuuu" yeah yeah. oh my god, lagu indon yang lama pun layan.
hahahhaa... me? errr no  no no... bukan lah tak dengar langsung,
tapi susah la nak layan.

10. i talk a lot with everybody. he got diamonds in his mouth. so, dengan orang lain
diam saja. but when he is with me...uurrrggghhh... only God knows.

11. he is a type yang 'hari hari mau'. me, 'tak mau tak mau' hahahaha. understand?
owhhhh kids shuhh shuhh..this is 18sx. hahahahhahahaha.

12. I'm from Penang, He's from Kedah. But our mom are from Kelantan.
hahahahhaha..

13. He likes to sleep, i hate to see people sleeping. So, when he sleeps.. jujuelopez
akan pergi kacau sampai dia bangun. hi hi hi. tapi bila dia bangun, jujuelopez dalam
keadaan bahaya! oooppsss..haha.

14. I drink hot water. He likes cold iced water. pffuhhh..!!!
I usually drink warm water.  kalau keluar makan kan..selalu order macam teh tarik,
barli suam, white coffee, cappuccino, that kind of drinks yang hot.
kadang kadang saja order air yang ada ice. but this guy always ice.
ice dekat rumah pun kerap habis. selalu kena buat banyak banyak.
now, gua pun sudah terikut sama dia lah.
tekak asyik nak minum yang sejuk sejuk je.
penat jujuelopez menjaga suara har har har har...



15. dia ni tak boleh ada kotor sikit dekat baju. mengada ngada.
even there is 1 tiny spot, dia dah macam alahhh apa nih. and tak pakai baju tuh.
kalau jujuelopez, fedulikkk....all those tiny miny spot, who cares.
i don't mind. tak kisah sangat kalau setakat sikit sikit punya  kesan.
belasah je pakai. hahhaa..siapa la yang nak tengok jujuelopez nehhh.
pakai jerrr...over laki  mak!

16. I like to watch adventurous movie, fantasies, science fictions, comedy..
macam macam tu lah.
he likes malay comedy movies. he watch few tamil movie hahaha yang
ada rajinikanth.. and few chinese movies. wahhh kira 1 malaysia lah laki mak
nehh. bagussss...ciri ciri wakil rakyat harapan bangsa nih.
tapi, whatever i watch...i'll pull him together. muahuahua.
sila layan bersama sama jujuelopez. bole gitew?
sebab gua semua cerita gua belasah tengok...
but bottom line, apa gua tengok dia tengok, apa dia tengok gua tengok.


ada lagi lah rasanya, walaupun banyak perbezaannya but here are
kitaorang punya persamaan:

kewl..

these are why i told you he is my best best best friend.
because we can do so many things together..
we have same interest.

1. walaupun selera berbeza, tapi we both love to eat. that is why my husband
is my best friend because i can take him to anywhere i want to eat.
because what ever i eat, he eats. apa dia makan, gua makan.
belum ada lah tempat yang mana gua nak pergi dia cakap, eii takmolah.
kita berdua memang PERUT TONG SAMPAH. nak apa makan semua bedal.
i love him for that.

2. We love to eat KAMBING. our favourite. kalau nampak menu kambing,
dua dua macam fuuuuyyyoooo..
tapi lepas makan, dia mesti pening. itu lahhh mak dah cakap,
tak baik makan kaum sendiri.
yeahh, hubbybear tahun kambing. me? hik hik monyetttt..
monyet mana makan monyet.  kita jaga kaum sendiri.
see..this kambing. huhhh kawan makan kawan.
shame on you!!!!! 

3. We love ROCK. tak kisah lah rock kapak. rock melayu. rock omputih.
yang penting we rawk!!!! peeeewwwwiiittttt...
kita layan rock! rock will never die! yes yes sure.
rock don't die, we die. bawak bawak mengucap, ingat tuhan...sama yeh.

4. We love Metallica. We love Guns n Roses. We love Amy Search, Awie,
Ramli Sarip..oowwhhh all the evergreen rock star..
peeewwwwwiiittt...

5. We hate bling bling. hahhaha.. kadang kadang gua teringin jugak la nak
bling bling. tapi bila dah kerap sangat kena kutuk dengan si suami,
terus potong stim dengan benda bling bling. benci tawww..
tak boleh nak merasa jadi gugurl langsung!!
but sometimes gua beli jugak whatever yang bling bling kalau dah memang
cantik. helloo...suka hati mak lahhhh..

6. citarasa kita sama. whatever lah. colour, decorations,
anything. kebanyakkannya sama. so, tak susah nak buat apa pun.
apa dia suka gua suka. apa gua suka dia suka.

7. Politics. Well, because both family likes to talk about politics,
oowhhhh you should see when tokba and tokmi berbicara soal politik.
especially tokmi. wallaweiii...rasanya anwar ibrahim pun letak jawatan
tension tak tahan dengan mulut tokmi! and lucky, both family
mempunyai pendapat yang sama.
i mean, both of us kita pangkah benda yang sama.
i don't know about you guys, but...it is difficult when husband and wife
have different idea. hahaha..don't take this too personal, cuma pendapat lah.
mr. hubbybear plak memang jenis tak boleh langsung dengan parti lain.
just imagine kalau bini dia sokong yang lain? muahuaa tak bergaduh?
lucky he marry me. auwww...hahaha..
nasib dah tak de kawan baik yang sokong roket tuh. kalau tidak mati lah
budak tu hari hari kena penampar dengan si firdaus nih. confirm.

8. we have the same favourite destination. belum ada lagi lah..tempat bercuti
yang gua suka dia tak suka. takde. so far, we have same interest.
for example, we love gunung ganang. we love gunung jerai, we love genting we love
cameron highland.
hah, macam masa i went to Lumut with my staffs dulu end of February this
year, sampai samapi je lumut i was like wow i love this place.
masa tu dah terfikir nak ajak hubbybear and kids to Lumut.
and yes, we went there together all 4 of us early March. And,
he loves it too. lumut takde apa sangat, but seronok bila ada sana.
and yeahhh we are going there again this month. 4 hari 3 malam nok.
ntah apa laaa mau bikin dekat sana sampai 3 malam?

9. We don't like spending our time in a shopping complex. No.
we don't go for shopping. We only go there kalau ada benda nak beli.
nak beli seluar, ok terus ke department seluar cari cari pilih pilih
berkenan, beli! balik! yeah, that's us. we prefer pergi lepak minum
teh tarik..or lepak tepi pantai..relex relex...or lepak kat rumah je.
nasib baik kita sama. kalau tidak...mesti boring kalau kena yang jenis
kaki shopping, kaki window shopping. urrggg what a waste of time.

10. We understand each of us punya jokes. he laugh at all my jokes,
and so do i. you know, only i can understand his jokes.
he said "boring gila masa honey takde dulu. dengan *** (budak cina tu)
kena sembang serius. kalau buat lawak pun dia tak faham."
nasib lu la bro. tengok macam gua. ada teman tapi mesra yang memang kaki
buat lawak. kerja gelakkk saja 24jam. sampai bulat muka gua sebab
kerap gelak! eksersais muka katanya.

11. Kita layan apa saja topik. we can talk about politics, gossip kat tempat kerja,
gossip artis pun kadang kadang masuk nookkk. hahaha.
dasar! we talk about our kids our family. we talk about our self.
we talk about everything. so, when we are together we talk all the time.
kadang kadang time nak tidur pun cakap lagi..nanti dengar dia cakap
"ahhh tak tidoq dah aku malam nihhhhhhh"
me, "ahh ok ok tidoq tidoq tidoq"
muahuahuahuaa..

12. Ohh yeah! we both love G-Shock and Baby-G watches.
suka sangat.

13. we love our kids so much. and our kids love us so much.
Ladies and Gentleman, do you think you can replace our place by
giving them all the love in the world?
Do you think the kids will love you like how they love us?
Hahahhaa..don't ever dream of replacing any of our place yeah..
you could never be me, be him or be us.



14. we love each other. this is the key. without the love...
we are nothing...

hahaa when i uploaded this picture in my instagram,
my caption was..
"He came home asking 'what r we having for teatime?'
We served him with a huge 'kek lapis' for today's teatime.
Yes..he likes it but he said 'i prefer the 2 layer cake instead of 4 layer'
pfuuhh! Haahaha"
amboihhhh sukaaa lu alls yeh.


ada orang derma darah.
dah tu...gua plak kena jadi driver.
takpe, kena hargai orang orang yang berbakti nih.




ok people, take care yeah.
bye.
see ya later...
we lots of new story. kalau ada masa mau cerita lah...
dok rumah pun sibuk manjang! hahahah..

and here something for you...
a song from Paula Abdul.
Opposite Attract.

sesuaiiii dengan topik hari ini.

layann...






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Thursday, May 9, 2013

KALAU MEMILIH KAWAN

kalau memilih suami ala adik, biar betul betul
jangan tersalah pilih alah adik...kena kaki botol
kalau memilih isteri ala abang 
biar betul betul jangan tersalah pilih alah abang
kena queen control...

pernah dengar ini lagu?
hahaha.
but this time, it's not about finding a husband or wife. 
but FRIENDS.

hamboih lah nok, jujuelopez ni sepanjang hidup di muka bumi ni 
entah berapa jenis manusia dah kenal.
especially yang mengaku kawan ni lah.

here some advice untuk jadi renungan.

1. jangan mudah percaya.
persahabatan yang terjalin dalam masa singkat tak cukup 
untuk mengenali seseorang.
orang yang baik dengan kita tak semestinya betul betul baik.
at least, 1 year ok lah untuk betul betul nak percaya. itu pun kadang kadang
kawan lama pun masih boleh tikam belakang or kawan makan kawan.
biasalah bila berkawan dengan manusia ini lah risiko nye.
baik berkawan dengan kambing, lembu, kucing..hahaha.
masing masing jujur.

2. jangan cerita semua pada kawan.
first they cannot be trusted. second, when you tell everything...habis lah. 
sama ada cerita lu akan tersebar atau cerita lu akan ditokok tambah ataupun 
mungkin cerita tu sudah jadi version lain. letakkan limit dalam bercerita.
ingat, bukan semua orang nak kita happy.

3. bijak kenali niat kawan.
take my hubbybear as an example. he said that, budak chinese tu came to him as
a friend. tanya masalah, ambil berat dan sebagainya. tapi sebenarnya
bertujuan untuk merosakkan rumah tangga kawan sendiri.
dalam diam rupanya syok sendiri, dan akhirnya menimbulkan masalah yang besar 
luar jangkaan. so, bijak lah kita mengenali gerak geri kawan.
sekiranya kawan bertindak lebih daripada seorang kawan yang sepatutnya,
better stop it from beginning. 

4. jauhkan diri daripada kawan yang bersifat dengki.
jangan teragak agak untuk menjauhkan diri dari mereka yang ada perasaan
iri hati, hasat dengki. bukan lah nak galakkan putuskan hubungan kawan,
tapi sekiranya masih berkawan takut takut akan memudaratkan diri sendiri.
lu kena ingat, manusia yang penuh hasat dengki adalah manusia yang mampu
buat apa saja asalkan niat di hati tercapai. mereka boleh tikam lu, buat cerita pasal lu,
boleh buat apa saja untuk merosakkan lu. so beware.

5. kawan yang tidak bangun untuk mempertahan lu.
beliau mengaku kawan, canang satu dunia 'we are best friends' tapi bila terjadi apa apa,
beliau tak boleh bangun, bagitau perkara yang sebenar. malah, lebih bertindak
menjaga 'pungkok' sendiri. hahahaha..
manusia macam ni, jangankan nak buat kawan...kalau lu jumpa, lu humban saja dalam laut.

6. rasa dah pernah cakap, cari lah kawan baik dari jantina yang sama.
gua ada pengalaman, laki gua ada pengalaman. uhhh bahaya. salah satunya, fitnah
manusia. keduanya, kemungkinan salah seorang dah jadi syok. bahaya.

7. ini adalah nasihat paling baik, berguna dan telah dijamin kesungguhannya.
bagi yang sudah berkahwin, suami atau isteri lah kawan yang paling baik
yang lu ada.
kalau lu belum kawin, mak bapak tu lah kawan yang paling baik.
sebab orang orang ni saja yang tak akan buat naya. yang akan sentiasa berada
di sisi waktu susah dan senang.
actually, hubbybear and i...we really really agree on this sebab selama kitaoreng
kenal selama lebih 12 tahun nih.. kita masing masing adalah kawan yang paling rapat.

as you know, hubbybear a.k.a firdaus ni jenis tak bercakap sangat. pendiam.
but when he is with me..pergghhh A++. beliau lah cakap, beliau lah tukang buat lawak..
semua lah. and we talk 24/7 non stop.
semut seekor punya hal pun boleh jadi kisah sembang lama.
he is my gossip partner.

but...
it was my mistake, bila menjauhkan diri from him...
you see, all the problem mula jadi serius bila kita mula terasing.
masa tu lah orang orang keliling main peranan. mana yang nak tengok kita jatuh,
mana yang nak cucuk jarum, mana yang nak menghancurkan, mana yang nak
test power semua masa tu lah yang ramai datang.

so..my friend must stick forever! Remember that!
i am so glad now..my best friend forever is now with me..
and my second best friends are, Akid and Ambereen.
ok, sudah. cukup.
kawan baik tak boleh banyak banyak, nanti jadi gaduh.

cukup lah...4 orang kami.
BFF.

with my BFF, hubbybear.
ada yang tanya kan, jujuelopez pangkah apa?
haiiishhh!! shhuuhhhh...undi adalah rahsia.
auuww.


all of my BFF, my family, my husband, my boyfriend, my kids,
my precious. semua lahhhh..
i love you so muchhhh..

hurmmm..tention lah dengan si firdaus nih.
bila takde rindu, bila dekat gaduh.
adaaaa kahhh...beliau kata... hidung gua dengan hidung squidward ni sama.
PATAH!!!!!
fuuhhhh hidup mak tensi sangat sekarang okeh.
hahahaha.. hidup tidak lagi aman seperti dulu.
setiap masa jantan ni kacau! all the time nokk...tak tenteram hidup mak.
terjerit jerit mak dalam rumah bergaduh ngan jantan nih. hahhahahaa..
ohhh kitaorang gaduh bangsa wrestling punya.

but 1 thing that i like is, celik mata gelak. gelak gelak gelak..
sampai lah tido. nanti celik mata...sambung gelak.

kids look happier.
hubbybear pun dah berisi sikit.
alhamdulillah...

tapi budak budak ni, suka suka dengan rumah pun...pantang cuti.
mesti nak balik sungai dua.
dah biasa agaknya.
they prefer to be in Sungai Dua rather than their house.
layanan bagaikan anak raja...siapa takmau!

that's all.
ingat yer, hati hati dalam memilih kawan.
apa pun, yang penting jangan terlalu percaya seseorang tu melainkan
lu dah kenal lama. dah kenal hati budi.
ok?

bukan apa..nak pesan ni sebab..
setengah kawan tu mereka membina.
setengah kawan tu mereka menghancurkan kita.

so be wise ya sayang sayang semua.

take care.
muahhh.
i love you.


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Monday, May 6, 2013

PRU 13 by JUJUELOPEZ


semangat bangun awal di hari ahad 5 May 2013.
walaupun malam tu balik pun sudah midnight sebab suami, lelaki dan dot dot dot
ajak melawat kawasan. iya lah, kawin dengan wakil rakyat macam tu lah.

yes, we are ready.
mari lah kita pergi jalankan tanggungjawab sebagai rakyat malaysia.
tak sia sia bangun awal dan pergi mengundi. 
Alhamdulillah Sungai Dua tidak terlepas ke tangan yang lain.
walaupun risau dengan kewujudan parti bebas yang asal daripada parti BN,
ternyata penduduk kawasan Sungai Dua tidak bodoh dan tidak terpedaya.
i love sungai dua.


 gigih..berjuang. hhahaha..

tokba saluran 1, tokmi saluran 2, mummy saluran 4, jujuelopez saluran 5.
saluran 1, 2, 4 pergi jalan masuk terus, cat jari, pangkah dan bye bye...
'kami tunggu dekat depan'
saluran 5...beratur panjang dah la panas berpeluh habis.
tapi demi tanggungjawab, takpa! perjuangan harus diteruskan!!!
hahahhahaa


eh, kenapa ink ni kan....sampai hari ni masih ada. 
pinggan dah basuh, baju dah basuh siap berus berus sendiri tau bukan pakai machine.
rambut dah shampoo.
tapi masih ada lagi.
Memang ianya tidak kekal terang biru tu di jari. tapi walaupun sudah dibasuh,
biru biru masih kelihatan di celah celah kuku, dan warna biru masih samar samar nampak.
kalau dengan kuku yang masih samar samar kebiruan ini, kalau pergi mengundi 
2 kali...takkan SPR tak nampak...jari yang biru.

and another thing is...it is how we think. kalau tujuan nak mencari salah, memang
apa cara sekali pun kita usaha untuk menampakkan kesalahan.
selepas jari diletakkan ink, i purposely left my finger unwashed. 
bila dah kering, baru cuba basuh...memang agak susah nak keluar.
kalau masa basah basuh...memang la mudah nak tanggalkan.
but.....
how long this ink last on my finger is not a matter. it's my vote that count.
hehe..
i am proud to be ORANG SUNGAI DUA.
tak sia sia vote saye! auuuwwwuuuu...

after that, we went to Alor Star.
It's hubbybear's turn untuk jalankan tanggungjawab.


tuhhh tuhh..nampak? ada bangla berbaju kotak biru cuba 
nak bagi mykad.
cuba cuba nak jadi pengundi hantu lah nihhhhh..
dasar bangla!! ok ok takpa...jalankan tanggungjawab ye. 
hahahhaa..

and while waiting for papa dekat sekolah rendah jalan pegawai,
we sat at the this one corner reading books. 
banyak buku buku kat situ. bagus sekolah ni.


tangan bangla ini pun sudah dicalit ink.
perghh macam inai lah.
ehhh...lu better check jari jari your husband now.
jangan ada yang balik dengan inai di jari.
remember, the ink was supposed to be dark blue okeh.
jangan ada yang balik cakap... 
"untuk abang, SPR letak ink warna oren oren. habis semua jari abang diaorang kaler"


yeaaahhhh...
i'm proud to be Malaysian sebab dah jalankan tanggungjawab.
2 orang body guard kat belakang tak puas hati..nak mengundi jugak.
sabar yer anak anak mama...belajar membaca mengira dulu pandai pandai..
baru mengundi okeh.

macam biasa, my husband kan wakil rakyat. asyik lah melawat kawasan.
dari malam..bawak ke petang.
kita ronda tengok kawasan mukhriz..
tapi yang tak best nyer melawat kawasan nih, sentiasa jem.
maklum lah bawak kereta sport hitam manual nih.
lengoh la kaki..


 kita balik kepala batas awal jugak lah.
maklum lah sibuk nak tengok keputusan.
but 1 thing for sure...tak kira lah siapa memerintah, siapa berkuasa...
tapi walau apa pun terjadi...kasih sayang kitaoreng tetap akan kekal macam ni.
tak perlu vote pun. even if they have to vote, i know that i will always win.
i'm always in their heart..and they will always be in my heart.
i love you so much raiyan akid and daania ambereen.
i'll fight for you..that is my promise.

papa..sibuk dengan keputusan.
bertanding kawasan mana bang? menang ke? oohhh ok ok ok..
kedah sudah dapat balik. tak sia sia berjaga.
ini punya cara, kalau gua buat tiger show kat sebelah pun kan, confirm
tak pandang pun.
pffuuhhh....


apa pun, TAHNIAH pada yang memang.
yang KALAH tu bukan rezeki..

Congratulations to BN.
teruskan perjuangan. need to work harder this time, yeah.

Walaupun Penang kekal di tangan Pakatan Rakyat, tak apa..
asalkan kekal aman, pembangunan berkembang, nasib raykat terbela tidak kira kaum
itu sudah cukup baik.
walau apa pun...
congratulations Penduduk Sungai Dua, Kepala Batas kerana mengekalkan
undi. tidak salah lagi...orang orang Sungai Dua dan Kepala Batas tidak bodoh.
muahuahuahua...

and..
Congratulation to Dato' Paduka Mukhriz Mahathir
kerana telah menjadi menteri besar Kedah.
I know that this is what orang Kedah been waiting for.
So, Dato' Paduka...jangan hampakan harapan rakyat Kedah.
I know you can do it...


ermmm ahhh ummm...hahahha..
yes yes yes.. i know, i've been telling you..
I HATE KEDAH!
I HATE ORANG KEDAH!!

but know...tanpa segan silu..huk huk huk..
I AM PROUD TO BE ORANG KEDAH'S WIFE.
peeeeewwwwiitttttt...
Dato' Paduka Mukhriz, thank you so much.

what ever it is..
keep our country peaceful.

I am proud to be Penangite, 
I am proud that I am half Kelantanese,
I am proud that I am married to a Kedahan, 
I am proud to be Malaysian.
I don't mind who rules the state or country,
I am proud for who I am.
Not for who I voted or for who I did not.
*peace*

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